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Fact is the wonderful Don Juan
Never fitted in to the rigid team ethic and style
Of our egotistical boss,
So being something of a maverick,
He’s deemed surplus to requirements.
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At our next home game
The response of our fans should be interesting
Regarding the hasty departure of their lauded idol
(and former player of the year x 2)
To our bitter Northern rivals.
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Then we weigh up the deals connotations
United with a content Mata on board
Have yet to play both The Arsenal and City
and providing Man Yoo avoid taking penalties
Could do us a right favour in both games.
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We’re getting circa £37 million
Of Man Yoo’s money at the moment
Which could also smooth the way as a kind of sweetener
For Wayne Rooney to join us in this summer,
When they’ll more than get their money back.
(Dependant on Rooney’s World Cup of course)
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So it’ll be interesting, when it’s sunk in,
To hear what the fans think about this
Really cute little bit of business we’ve just done
(or skulduggery if you’re Arsene Wenger)
At the next home game will it not?