Oi Man, Can Yoo Do Us A Favour!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 At the moment we’re flying high
As is Juan Mata
Heading North by helicopter,
Destination: Newton Heath and his new club.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Fact is the wonderful Don Juan
Never fitted in to the rigid team ethic and style
Of our egotistical boss,
So being something of a maverick,
He’s deemed surplus to requirements.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 At our next home game
The response of our fans should be interesting
Regarding the hasty departure of their lauded idol
(and former player of the year x 2)
To our bitter Northern rivals.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Then we weigh up the deals connotations
United with a content Mata on board
Have yet to play both The Arsenal and City
and providing Man Yoo avoid taking penalties
Could do us a right favour in both games.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 It’s really a simple game this football lark innit?

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 We’re getting circa £37 million
Of Man Yoo’s money at the moment
Which could also smooth the way as a kind of sweetener
For Wayne Rooney to join us in this summer,
When they’ll more than get their money back.
(Dependant on Rooney’s World Cup of course)

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 So it’ll be interesting, when it’s sunk in,
To hear what the fans think about this
Really cute little bit of business we’ve just done
(or skulduggery if you’re Arsene Wenger)
At the next home game will it not?



After weighing up the facts, this is just my personal take, as to what I think is going on at the moment over here in West London.

Carefree….braised in Celery.

Go well, be lucky and keep smiling.



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/oi-man-can-yoo-do-us-a-favour/