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When our team was read out, the moaning was rife
At stake was best team in The West
Yet we fielded a second eleven that light
The Waiter’s marbles were questioned in depth.
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Sat watching our pretty approach play
As The Waiter made Peter Crouch moves
I’d a feeling this evening could be one of those days
As The Team down the road found their groove.
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Do players respond to the robotic hand-play?
Which Crouchy made famous when Red
Or do the psychotic antics of Kevin and Joe say
Exactly what’s needed, when jabbing the finger at a head?
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When we looked like we might get a break-through
As Rangers began to looked tired
Kevin Bond and Joe Jordan went radio rental on cue
To physically inspire QPR, with their ire.
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They resembled two old ones left behind on an outing
Whilst The Waiter looked out at the play
Bonds red face akin to a Rangers away shirt, as his shouting
Revived leaden legs for the fray.
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Arry’s condemned us to the also ran’s placings
As his under fire players, finally respond
Though this was a team effort there can be no mistaking
The massive input of Jordan and Bond!