Are quite confused of late
They very rare see him.
The Prem it seems
Has done him in
Where the emphasis on greed wins .
Games have left him numb
He feels there’s something missing.
Left him almost penniless
Much to his chagrin.
When it came to paying to get in.
White Hart Lane
Well them and Harry Kane
Suddenly became adept at losing.
Where it’s always in the dark
As to when Big Sam might be moving.
Where a once bright spark
May well rue his club of choosing.
He’s done his sums
(He ain’t that dumb)
and a move to The Bundesligas looming
So every Friday night
See’s him catch a Ryan-air flight
To follow (The Blues and Whites) @ Hertha of Berlin.