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Or Else, I’ll Take Me Ball Back!

kevin raymond

Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 If you won’t let me play in the game
I will take me ball back
If you won’t let me be whatsisname
I will, take me ball back

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I wanna be on the side thats wins
Or else, I’ll take me ball back
No robust tackles or kicks on shins
Or else, I’ll take me ball back

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 I wanna be the referee,
The bloke that make the rules up
Do what I say and it’ll be okay
Or else, I’ll take me ball back

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 I wanna take all the pens
Or else, I’ll take me ball back
If I miss em, I’ll take them all again
Or else, I’ll take me ball back

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 It crossed the line, that goal is mine
Or else, I’ll take me ball back
I’m gonna be the number nine
Or else, I’ll take me ball back

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 I don’t wanna be stood in goal
Or else, I’ll take me ball back
I wanna the score the winning goal
Or else, I’ll take me ball back

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 If you lot, don’t do what I say
There’ll be no more football played here today
You can all sod off home, thats what I say
Or else, I’ll take me ball back!

© kjp raymond 2005

Notes

Just a little ditty from childhood, when you had to put up with a bloke that none of yer could stand, cos he owned a half decent football and
you let him dictate the rules to yer, otherwise he’d get the hump and take his ball off home with him!

We were too poor to own a ball of our own, so we had to put up with it! (Violins start playing now) Selfish little sod!

Ah kev, get the kleenex out now and pass them around, me son!

peace.

kev.

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