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Our Teacher Thinks He’s David Beckham

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Our teacher thinks he’s David Beckham
He’s dyed his brown hair blonde
And just like Beckham’s penalties
Our teacher’s end up in Hong Kong!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 He thinks he looks well wicked
He thinks he’s really cool
But when he turns out for our team
We know we’re gonna lose!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 He can’t tackle or spray passes
And he never scores a goal
He fouls and argues with the ref
And won’t to what he’s told!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 We’ve banned him from our school team
And now we only play away
And no one dares to tell our “Teach”
The time, the place, the day!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Our teacher thinks he’s David Beckham
But we all know he’s wrong
Cos he plays more like Victoria
Dressed in his red sarong!

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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/our-teacher-thinks-hes-david-beckham/