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Pampered Premier League Players (haikus)

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 ASHLEY COLE

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Twitter, twitter, twit,
he wears a Blue football kit
not articulit.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 JOHN TERRY

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Chelsea Blue eyed boy
as pure as the driven snow
just a naughty boy ?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 LUIS SUAREZ

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 You’ve got him all wrong
he isn’t a cheating diver
just falls down a lot.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 GARETH BALE

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 The Tottenham star
got a fabulous left foot
shame he dives as well.

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 FOREIGN PLAYERS

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Overseas players
overpaid and over here
and over indulged ?

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 PREMIER LEAGUE PLAYERS

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 Spoilt footballers
just pampered Prima Donna’s
or misunderstood ?

Notes

As a fan of a lower league club I only get to see the Premier League games on the telly, so I’m not an expert on the top flight.

But what I do see and read at times leaves me open mouthed with amazement as a lot of the Premier players seem to get away with such a lot.

But I guess that’s what can happen when you’re spoilt rotten, you start to believe you’re so special that before long you get too big for your Gold plated boots !

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/pampered-premier-league-players-haikus/