Pandemonium In The Aisles!
¶ 1
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The aisles are jam packed with love’s drooling fools
Tesco store staff dispense backsheese drams*
To women who’ve feinted at the boyish good looks
And charms of a beautiful man
¶ 2
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‘He’s manna from heaven’ one girl of eleven
Screamed as she joined in the rush,
To watch the t.v for a vision of he,
Who warmed the mums to the spree,
With a jolt, in last summers World Cup
¶ 3
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The manager shouted ‘Turn those televisions off,
Get an ambulance to come here post haste’
The truth is most women on this treat at the shops
Are entrenched with dazed looks on each face
¶ 4
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Him indoors is all but forgotten
Adoration has taken his place
To a suntanned adonis whom if most pundits are honest
Puts the rest of them out of the race
¶ 5
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Spinsters are stood there like statues
His smile has tuned winter to warmth
His eyes are a prize that make women tell lies
Such dreams make the old ones have thoughts
¶ 6
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Of leaving the life, that they thought was so cool
To travel the world watching games
On the arm of a charmer from The Copacobana
Who’s manners its said are just great
¶ 7
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The doors to our Tesco’s have been bolted shut
As women swarm through the aisles like locust
The reason such mayhem is running amok?
Leonardo’s been on Football Focus!
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