After the seething cauldron
That’s The Vincente Calderon
Were all square with Athletico Madrid
After losing a keeper then our leader
We re-group to keep The Clean Sheet
The canny pundits on the touchline said we’d need.
So despite a damaged rib and wounded knee
We’re still in The European Champions League
Sponsored by Master Card I’ve just heard.
I have to say this tongue in cheek
As my way of thanking Jose and the team
Last nights result will do us very nicely sir!