Plymouth Argyle’s Best Friend
¶ 1
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Plymouth Argyle were on a losing streak
They lost fifteen matches on the trot.
¶ 2
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The manager tried all the formations
Bought new players but still
The losing streak continued.
¶ 3
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After twenty losses the manager was fired
After thirty losses the next manager lost his job.
¶ 4
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The Chairman’s desperate pleas for help
Were answered by a powerful wizard.
¶ 5
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Who gave him a demon and
Said ‘It’s your lucky mascot’
But must be taken to every match.
¶ 6
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They won all their next ten matches
Even beating Manchester united 10 – 0
Arsenal 8 – 0 and against Chelsea 5 – 0 in the cup.
¶ 7
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The Chairman was interviewed and
Asked how was the transformation achieved?
He replied ‘Don’t you know,
Demons are Argyle’s best friend.’
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