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Plymouth Argyle’s Best Friend

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Plymouth Argyle were on a losing streak
They lost fifteen matches on the trot.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The manager tried all the formations
Bought new players but still
The losing streak continued.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 After twenty losses the manager was fired
After thirty losses the next manager lost his job.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 The Chairman’s desperate pleas for help
Were answered by a powerful wizard.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Who gave him a demon and
Said ‘It’s your lucky mascot’
But must be taken to every match.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 They won all their next ten matches
Even beating Manchester united 10 – 0
Arsenal 8 – 0 and against Chelsea 5 – 0 in the cup.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 The Chairman was interviewed and
Asked how was the transformation achieved?
He replied ‘Don’t you know,
Demons are Argyle’s best friend.’

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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/plymouth-argyles-best-friend/