The referee’s a cheating liar,
Djourou’s touch is rather dire,
Petr Cech is just on fire
and no, we’re not off to a flier.
The referee’s completely blind,
Arsenal are a goal behind,
Kalou’s late challenge was most unkind,
Almunia’d say it was unrefined*
The referee’s a lying cheat,
but Arsenal are not getting beat,
Van Persie’s double so very sweet,
2-1 against Sarf London’s elite!