Sofa’s are being reclaimed from the blokes
As birds turn on to the beautiful game
“Switch on the beeb babe I just wanna see
Which pundits on match of the day”!
Swooning is looming in living rooms
As the pulse rate turns up with the heat
“I don’t give a toss babe how the Germans got on
Or by how many the Ukraine were beat”!
Arguments are brewing on who has the remote
As fast channel hopping takes place
All of a sudden there’s calm in the room
As his good looks cause heart beats to race
Who is it that’s causing this interest
Where the m.o.d ratings have soared?
It’s surely not just “The Football”
Though some fabulous goals have been scored
She’s glued to that box that “I don’t normally watch
When him and his mates take in the match
Maybe I should take a little more interest
At what turns on me man and the chaps”!
“There’s a bloke on there speaks
Seven languages babe”She says
As she starts to feel feint
Can it be Adrian she’s talking about?
His broad Brummie accent is what you’d call quaint
Is it that mimicker that’s known as Lineker
Or Ian Wright and his streetwise bravado
Maybe it’s Hansen that the birds are a fancyin?
But my money says…..Leonardo!