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Python meat

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I was flippin’ marvellous last night –
Unfortunately, not on any football pitch
There was no skill or flair
That would my dreams enrich

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 No, it was all about nutmegs of a different kind
And the skill was in the kitchen
I surprised them all with my fayre
Yummy pancakes – they’ll no longer be bitchin’!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 From batter mix, to the frying pan
Followed by a Lua Lua flip
For once football took a backseat
But don’t worry, it was only a temporary blip

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Fillings both savoury and sweet
Sated the hordes at my venue
But Monty’s much maligned meat?
No – spam is definitely off a Football Poet Editor’s menu!

Last sentence is a bit of a mouthful !
As were last night’s pancakes. It was of course, Shrove Tuesday.

And for anyone who doesn’t get it –
Monty Python immortalised spam in song.
And the editors of this site are currently experiencing severe problems with internet spam.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/python-meat/