So Beckham bows out a champion
It’s addios to the Bernabeau
As the Posh Vicky and Tomcat show
Round things off with a Wow!
The Real fans were mighty quiet
As Gerry Armstrong said on Sky
With tickets at a thousand euro’s a pop
Can anyone wonder why?
Rent a celebrity, rent a filmstar
Put them in the directors stand
Who cares if they don’t watch the game
Just make out, they’re fans
Another shut out for the die hards
Who can’t get a ticket for the match
Are we heading for celebrity status
In the seats, instead of Real (sic) fans?