Real Haiku

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 There’s Real Madrid
Endless reality TV
But rarely, Norwich



It’s not often that Norwich City pierces the nations consciousness. When we do, it’s Delia or canary birds. But: Headline News: Saturday 23rd June – UFOs were spotted over the city centre, weird spooky glowing orange orbs.

Wouldn’t you know it, the UFOs turned out to be “Wishes in the Sky”, the latest craze from China. Paper lanterns are used, like mini-hot air balloons to send messages to Heaven and are popular just now at barbeque/summer garden parties.

Oh well, at least I could use one to make a wish for our best striker not to be sold. What’s that? Robert Earnshaw has gone to Debry for 3.5 million?

Double Drat.

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