Reality O’Heck

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Hope – crushed like a soggy tissue
Football’s back and I thought I’d missed you
This season will be no easy cruise
I’ve just watched the Championies lose

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Predictions, new signings – all looking good
It just didn’t end how I hoped that it would
Norwich City tipped to do really well
Our team, on TV, again failed to gel

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Our strikers struck like damp matches
A bit of neat passing but only in patches
Our defence had many more holes
Than a lawn lived in by a herd of giant moles

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Friday’s result cheers all other fans
They’re glad to see the flaws in our plans
We enjoyed hot debate, exchanged candid views
That’s what occurs when Championies lose



Once more into the doldrums dear firiends. Bottom of the league at the start of the season. How traditional. Winning League One, it’s so last season. We’ve been knocked off our high horses and we’re back riding donkeys. Championship – it’s great to be back!

PS After Saturdays games Norwich City climbed the league to 15th!!!!

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