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RentaScouse!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 If your football club needs trophies just call RentaScouse!
We’ve got flicks and goals our tricks behold, at RentaScouse!
Hear the Kopites on the Spion , sing a haunting melody
Remember what you see is not at Highbury but…RentaScouse!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 If you want a Worthy Cup or two call RentaScouse!
We’ve SuperCups and Trebles too, at RentaScouse!
We’ve FA Cups and UEFA’s, 4 gleaming Euro Cups!
Because we aim to please we give you 18 Leagues, that’s RentaScouse!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 They are extraordinary fellas here at RentaScouse!
To be another Stevie Gerarrd come to RRRRRentaScouse!
For the back we’ve Jamie Carragher
St Michael prowls the posts
And Bill Shankly quipped from deep inside his crypt: “Ring RentaScouse!”
And Bill Shankly quipped from deep inside his crypt: “Ring RentaScouse!”

Notes

(“RentaGhost”)

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/rentascouse/