Ricky…Don’t Lose That Runner.
¶ 1
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T’would seem the two footed tackle
Is back en vogue again
Where some over commited maniacal
Could really cause a bloke some pain.
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Of course John Obi Mikel
Should have been dismissed
He could have snapped Phil Neville’s leg
The mere fact that he missed
By miles. Is neither here nor there.
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Sitting there like an eejit
With a beaming smile on his mug
The Everton players to be fair to them
Pleaded on his behalf “Oi Ref don’t send him off”.
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And the home fans putting their hands together
For a round of applause,
As he trudged toward an early bath
Under the cosh and down to ten, because of him,
Are they having a bleedin laugh?
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Nearly down to nine much later
As Ricky Carvalhio lost his head
With the kinda tackle that just three weeks ago
Caused his early au revior in red.
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Avram Grant must be going meshuggena*
With the lack of discipline
In our first team squad
I notice he couldn’t bear to look at him (Mikel)
As the guilty culprit sauntered off.
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Our resources are stretched already
Due to injury and the African Nations
So three match bans due to red card hot heads
Just now. Ain’t doing us any favours!
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