Right back nomenclature

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Just what is it –
About our right back position
That brings such sameness
To the christened cognition?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Not so much Albert, Paulo and now Alvaro
But Ferrer, Fereira, Pereira
Is it so long ago
Since Locke and Swain, and the “Chopper” bearer?



as per Emily Williams – yes, Deadline Day – doncha just love it!

I know I know, Kenny Swain was more midfield, and he moved to right back after leaving us, but it just scanned better than Paddy Mulligan or John Boyle.

And yes I know: Pereira never joined us!
This poem was inspired during the last day of the 2011 transfer window, when it looked during the day, that he might indeed be joining us!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/right-back-nomenclature/