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Rod Hull and Emu? No?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Swans, Tigers, Canaries
And as I’m often away with the Fairies
I never saw the ostrich coming

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Bantams, Magpies, Foxes
But where we tick the boxes
Not a sign of an ostrich

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Robins, Wolves and Stags
To players, fans and wags
The ostrich was off the radar

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Hornets, Imps and Eagles
And all the legal beagles
Suddenly sniffing around

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Black Cats, Bulls and Bees
Oh how we like to tease
There’s no longer an elephant in the room!

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Notes

Inspired by Nigel Pearson’s apology to reporter Ian Baker, who Pearson referred to as an ‘ostrich’ in a testy interview, after losing at home this week to Champions-elect Chelsea.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/rod-hull-and-emu-no/