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Roman Knows

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Ultimate hatchet job
from stony faced Roman,
more or less forcing Jose
to fall on his sword.
No longer special,
Mourinho quips his way
out of Chelsea,
thanking fans, players, teachers
everyone bar the Russian.
Premiership will be the poorer:
no more amateur dramatics,
nor arm-waving histrionics;
no more kisses blown
to the masses;
no more fingers pressed
to lips to hush the fans;
no more post-match interviews
both charismatic and enigmatic;
from the touchline
knuckles gnawed no more.
No More Rinho.

Notes

I for one will miss Mourinho as he brought a great deal both to Chelsea and the Premiership. With him life was ceratainly never dull; can’t help wondering whether Roman will come to regret meddling in team affairs. Was he the only one clapping when Shevchenko was subbed at Old Trafford?!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/roman-knows/