Rooney.
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How come Wayne Rooney’s
Not playing for our team
He’d be bigger than U2
If he wore white gold and green!
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The girls would idolize him
The boys would never moan
He’d be more popular than Westlife
Enya and Boyzone!
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You can see he is a paddy
Its clear as there is day
This would’nt have happened in Jack’s time
He’d be signed up right away!
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With Robbie Keane and Damien Duff
And Wayne Rooney in the side
Our front line would be awesome
Filled with Irish pride!
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Almost everyone in Liverpool
Is blessed with Irish roots
Though Rooney’s a lot smaller
He’d still fill Niall Quinn’s boots!
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The IFA must be livid
He’s the one they failed to get
It feels like a stab to the heart
Each time he hits the net!
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So come on all you immigrants
Who people once thought thick
Do your research and find the proof
That Rooney is a Mick!
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