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Rooney.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 How come Wayne Rooney’s
Not playing for our team
He’d be bigger than U2
If he wore white gold and green!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The girls would idolize him
The boys would never moan
He’d be more popular than Westlife
Enya and Boyzone!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 You can see he is a paddy
Its clear as there is day
This would’nt have happened in Jack’s time
He’d be signed up right away!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 With Robbie Keane and Damien Duff
And Wayne Rooney in the side
Our front line would be awesome
Filled with Irish pride!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Almost everyone in Liverpool
Is blessed with Irish roots
Though Rooney’s a lot smaller
He’d still fill Niall Quinn’s boots!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 The IFA must be livid
He’s the one they failed to get
It feels like a stab to the heart
Each time he hits the net!

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 So come on all you immigrants
Who people once thought thick
Do your research and find the proof
That Rooney is a Mick!

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 peace.

Notes

This boy is Irish, make no mistake about it.

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/rooney-7/