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Roy Carroll’s Masterplan

non humphries

Monday, April 14th, 2008

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Paul Jewell said he would not sell good players,
some of them must want out, must be saying their prayers,
Carroll, evidently, didn’t want to stay with the Rams,
so he led them all to the slaughter, like lambs.
Gifted three first half goals to the opposition,
was he even playing the right position?
Carroll doesn’t want to stay,
if he’s to be judged by his “keeping” that day.
Justice is swift, and justice is rough,
I think Carroll’s done enough!

Notes

Right through his hands! *shudder*

Surely the only explanation for this nightmare is that he really wants to be sold in the summer!

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