Rudolph the Red Nosed Raithdeer

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Rudolph th’ red nosed Raithdeer,
clad in very grimy clothes,
was a foo’ball supporter
who would stay until th’ pub did close..
all o’ th’ other Raithdeers
used t’ laugh an’ call him names,
they niver let puir Rudolph
join them at away team games…
then one foggy whiskied eve
banter came t’ a heid,
Rudolph, who was nae so bright
cried, “I won’t bide wha’ y’ say, noo fight!”
then hit a Raithdeer, clubbed him,
an’ th’ police o’ Kirkca’dy
told Rudolph th’ red nosed Raithdeer,
“Y’ll go doon t’ th’ judiciary…”



Merry Christmas to all Raith Rovers supporters.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/rudolph-the-red-nosed-raithdeer/