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Saint George would be cross

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 HAIKU.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 England looking poor
Three kittens now on badge
Lions lacking bite.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Slovenia next
England have got to beat them
Not on current form.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Rooney looking tired
Left his scoring boots at home
He seems lethargic.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Fans are not happy
Booing the players off the pitch
Money down the drain.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 England over hyped
Just another average team
Now they’ve been found out.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Need big performance
From all of the England team
Goalie to strikers.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 If we don’t go through
The backlash will be massive
More than just booing.

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 So come on England
If you do have to go out
Please go out fighting !

If Harry Hill was a commentator at the World Cup I reckon he’d be saying : ” I like watching England, but I also like watching Coventry City too, but which is the more stressful ? There’s only one way too find out, FIGHT ! “

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/saint-george-would-be-cross/