Samuel Peeps
¶ 1
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There once was a match up in Scotland,
Twixt Inverness and Partick Thistle,
The game had been going
An hour and flowing,
When the referee swallowed his whistle.
¶ 2
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About to blow up for a free kick,
[The first big transgression of note]
He gulped and then swallowed
The cord, which then followed
The whistle descending his throat.
¶ 3
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They asked all the hapless spectators
If anyone had a spare whistle,
But nobody had
And so Caley were glad
When the game was called off, but not Thistle.
¶ 4
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The ref was obliged to appear before
The Scottish Disciplinary Committee,
The leaders of which
Were one Hamish McSnitch
And one Aberdeen Angus McVitie.
¶ 5
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The ref tried in vain to explain and
To put forth his own point of view.
But Hamish said, “Don’t!
Ain’t it clear that we won’t
Want to hear a damn peep out of you!”
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