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Santi

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Tactics:

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Survive the festivities
With all its proclivities

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Aim to be mid-table
Rather than under it

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Attempt to gorge in the feast (for points)
Rather than scramble for cold crumbs of comfort

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Aim for far flung corners of the globe (World Club Championship)
Rather than just the corner flag

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Accept all gifts gladly
No matter how badly, we perform

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 And therefore welcome the big fella in the big red suit
With open arms, even if he appears early doors

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 But ignore the protestations of one Mr Wenger
Who during contract negotiations may be wont to declare….

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 There ain’t no Santi clause!

Notes

Children, fear not, just a weak joke.

Apologies, couldn’t resist it.

And nobody beat me to it (on this site anyway)

Referring of course, to Arsenal’s Spanish superstar, Santi Cazorla

Merry Christmas to one and all !!!!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/santi/