Scottish Bird I Know…

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Lives on the balcony below
Likes a bet – steamed in heavily on Brazil
Screams eminating from her flat
When them Brazilians pulled one back
Akin to a baboon riding a pneumatic drill.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 ‘Tweren’t till full-time whistle went
Her old man, found she’d blown the rent
On Brazil to beat Belgie, three goals to one
Angrily packed a case
Stuck a cancer stick in his face
Grabbed his twirls, then sped off to break bread with his mum.*

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 “Ah…Hen”, she implored her son,
“OMG what have I done?
Yer father’s packed a case, an roared off in his car
This is the bleating fault of them Brazilians
If they’d won, I’d be sat here counting out me winnings
I forgot to check…did whatisname score their goal for them son?”, “Nae ma”.



I only caught the second half, of what looked like a blinding game. Interesting take by Shearer – on VAR – if Nae Ma hadn’t dived a couple of times…then the clear penalty foul commited by Company might have been given? Whats that all about? It’s clearly not what VAR’s for or how it works? I’m glad Felliani gave Nae Ma a good talking to as well. Bleating cheat! Sadly – for us here in West London – Hazard and Courtois’s performances on the World Stage have shouted out loud…if you want us…come and get us to Real Madrid. I do so hope I’m wrong.

Interesting public apology to Jordan Pickford I thought? By our keeper.

Go well, be lucky and keep smiling.


*Twirls. Slang for keys.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/scottish-bird-i-know/