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She Fell Over –Haiku

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 “Women and football
you must be having a laugh
who said they could play ?”

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 “They should be at home
in the kitchen and cooking
or watching their soaps.”

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 “Now I’m not sexist
but it just doesn’t seem right
footballs a mans game.”

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 “I’ll watch a match then
but I bet I won’t like it
still should be a laugh. ”

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 “I take it all back
these women are really good
with a lot of skill.”

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 “Am I coming again ?
you know I really want to
if the wife lets me ! “

Notes

I remember a few years back talking to some fellow football fans about women’s football,and one chap saying it shouldn’t be allowed.
He was called a male chauvinist pig by a woman in the group which was greeted by a huge cheer in the pub.But ladies football has moved on since then and the standard too and it is at a good level now. I hope England do well in the World Cup but lets face it they can’t do much worse than their male counterparts can they !

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/she-fell-over-haiku/