She Wears a Gold Tiara

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 She wears a gold tiara
And a diamante frock,
Versacchi-esque mascara
And a suntan round the clock.
Her figure truly flatters
And she has a gorgeous ass,
But sure, nothing really matters
If you haven’t any class.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 A bounteous big spender,
As befits the nouveau riche,
Lauding all her splendour
Like a bitch let off the leash.
She sold off her little dwelling
For a mansion in the sticks,
And there’s little way of telling
Where she’s going to get her kicks.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 For, by the saints above us,
Many men flock to her call.
She has had a string of lovers
But has fallen out with all.
She will loudly come a-courting
In her Beamer big and flash,
But your chances are not sporting
If you’re only after cash.



Bohemians FC are selling Dalymount Park to property developers for a new stadium and 40 million in cash and have approached Shels manager, Pat Fenlon to take over the reins. Bohs fans are notoriously hard on managers (the “string of lovers”) if results temporarily slip.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/she-wears-a-gold-tiara/