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Next time there’s a five fifteen kick off
Here’s one fan who’s doing a bunk
To sit in me seat on the sofa indoors
And the stadium? I’ll leave that to the unruly drunks.
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That Congolese boy, Samba, was out for the count
In danger of swallowing his tongue
When the Brahms and Lizst rabble started to rant
“He’s timewasting, add some time on”.
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Was I the only punter looking about me
Midst the furore of moronic abuse?
Thinking it feels like we’re back in the old days
When football fans, drank far too much booze.
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Some Chelsea fans, it would seem have short memories
At least those who’d had too much to drink
Remember John Terry last year at the Millenium
When same serious head injury…. happened to him?