Sky Sports Don’t Lie

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I never really knew we could sign players like this,
He may be Swiss but he plays like he’s Spanish,
Or Argentinian, Or Brazilian,
Please come to Stoke Shaqiri Shaqiri!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Oh baby when we’re rumoured with players like this,
It makes Stoke fans excited,
But be wise and think twice,
You’ve got to read the signs of signing,

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Oh Shaqiri Shaqiri,
The deal is done, right?
His hips don’t lie and I’ve heard his shooting’s alright,
Oh baby to sign him would be perfection,

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Hey Shaqiri,
I want to see you moving,
To England and it will be a done deal,
And I didn’t have the slightest idea,
Until I saw it on Sky Sports News,

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Oh Shaqiri Shaqiri,
Sky Sports don’t Iie,
It can’t just turns out to be all lies,
After all the attraction and anticipation,
Is it all too good to come to fruition?

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Shaqiri Shaqiri, feel the buzz around the Britannia,
Let me see you move from Inter Milan.



(To the tune of Hips Don’t Lie by Shaqira)

I don’t think a back story is really required here. It was announced by Sky Sports that Inter have accepted a bid of £12 million from Stoke to sign Xherdan Shaqiri and it caused mass hysteria in the football world. Stoke fans in particular have loved the hype. It’s a bit overwhelming to go from signing Jermaine Pennant to a Champions League winner in just a few seasons.

However, there is now a bit of uncertainty whether he will join, with a few other clubs showing an interest in the young winger. To be honest I’m starting to doubt whether he will sign because the deal would surely be completed by now if it was on.

We could always just make do with Bojan!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/sky-sports-dont-lie/