Done the business
Nicked three points
Wenger’s nose knocked out of joint
Bould looks livid
He’s going mad
At another Chelsea smash an grab.
With three on target
Two goals scored
We’ve bragging rights though it’s early doors.
To be fair to The Arsenal
In his programme notes
Wenger congratulates our blokes.
A nice few shillings
For padded seats
Had to stand on tiptoes just to see.
All that’s history
We’re feeling ace
Still on top having played six games!