Snot Fair

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 They always beat us, every time,
Although they weren’t that good.
But football robb’ry’s not a crime
As they well understood.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Every time we played that side,
Good luck seemed to desert us.
For though it was a one-way tide,
With one attack, they’d hurt us.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 At length we all devised a plot
To get some small come-uppance.
We’d pick our nose and squash our snot
To ‘bout the size of tuppence.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 We lay in wait behind their bus,
Some justice to redeem.
Then showered them with snots becuss
They were our bogey team.


Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/snot-fair/