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When Saturday come`s the weekend has started,
Tune to soccer A M the show that`s light hearted
Its organized chaos but the show of all shows
A must for all fans as anything goes.
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The host`s Helen and Tim a she and a he
Sit down with their guests on the Orange settee
Whilst the fat cat`s outside with the mystery guest
Awaiting his skills to be put to the test.
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With the fans of the week put away to one side
The young soccerette gets into her stride
Looking so nice and elegantly slim
She`s put through her paces with the admiring Tim.
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And that poor young man is at the end of his teather
Taking his shirt off to do topless weather
But that`s not the only job he does every week
As later in the day he`s dressed as a leek.
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Some fans of the week they travel down south
To try kick a ball through the billy goats mouth
Feed the goat is the signature tune
And when they score they`re over the moon.
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With covee breaks and ball points and a five minute phone in
Taxi and nutmegs and the usual showboatin
All of these topics are done with a smile
The best show on telly by many a mile.