Well, you couldn’t have scripted the finish –
No-one would have believed it!
Not even Roy of the Rovers
Would have a writer could achieve it!
It was certainly Drama with a capital D
In the season finale foray
With a pendulum swing so fast
That fair took one’s breath away
I’m sure the chopper blades were whirring
With Plan B enacted
Premiership Trophy transferring
Then history suddenly redacted!
For Utd thought they had it won
With QPR a goal ahead
Then a late, late Dzeko equaliser
Before Aguerro makes it blue trumping red!