I seem to have upset Emily
so let me please apologise
women do understand football
to say they don’t is so unwise.
I was having a sarcastic dig
at those who hate our game
they just don’t get our passion
which to me is a crying shame.
But obviously Emily’s not like that
she knows as much as any man
it comes across in her poetry
I can tell she’s a real football fan.
So keep on watching your team Emily
and writing about them in verse
at least Liverpool will win lots of games
while my Coventry go from bad to worse !