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SpecSavers-Haiku

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Jurgen Klopp’s glasses
no longer fit on his ears
now bent out of shape.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Jurgen ran on pitch
he got really excited
his specs went flying.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Jurgen short sighted
can’t see a thing without them
off to SpecSavers.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Jurgen here’s a tip
no more steamed up glasses
try contact lenses !

He’s no shrinking violet is he Liverpool’s manager ? But it was an exciting match at Norwich ending up in a thrilling 5-4 win to the Reds.
But it was funny to see Klopp’s glasses ending up twisted due to jumping on his players on the pitch. My last line may be the answer !

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/specsavers-haiku/