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Spotted in the personal ads

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Unused air miles
Dennis Bergkamp smiles
He already has plenty of those

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 A book on penalty tips
And as Michael Owen’s form dips
He could certainly do with the prose

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 A frisky horse @ stud
Fergie seeks m’Lud
To get Magnier off his back

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 A pair of glasses
A profession passes
Yes, they used to wear black

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Naughty Betty Boo
A dalliance that Paul Dickov
Would rather not speak of

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Shoes by Jimmy Choo
But a less tasteful choice in men
What does Nancy see in Sven?

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Homemade Irish brew
Kiss the girls but stay off the sauce
Bestie and McGrath, should stick to the course

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 A Tardis for Dr Who
And if Rio could travel back in time
D’ya think he’d happily spend a dime? *

ok, ok, it should be spend a penny, but it rather spoils the rhyme

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/spotted-in-the-personal-ads/