St. Pats 0 Shels 1

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 A lama in Bengal
Put down his cards
And ate his toast.
The King of Senegal
Deployed his Bards
To serve the roast.
An Emperor named Paul
Sent out his guards
To scan the coast,
As Wesley smashed the ball
From thirty yards
In off the post.



For the past three weeks I have been a) on holidays and b) unable to sit down in front of a computer due to injuring my arse on a water slide in Alcudia, so please forgive the excess of poems I’ll have to post up to catch up.

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