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Stan Ternent – Je t’adore

P Maguire

Saturday, April 2nd, 2005

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Not for me Kanoute’s beauty
Henry’s chic with me won’t score
Stevie Gerrard all red passion
But Stan Ternent Je t’adore

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Freddie Ljungberg in his undies
Leaves me cold I simply yawn
Bobby Pires completely boring
Oh Stan Ternent Je t’adore

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Del Piero like a rock star
Treziguet hair long or short
Whilst Neved’s locks are blonde and lovely
Still Stan Ternent Je t’adore

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Mourhino is brash and sexy
A cloak of mystery he adorns
Lights up the sheepkin motsons writings
Yet Stan Ternent Je t’adore

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 David Beckham Michael Owen
Lampard, Campbell no allure
my words of love in football poems
Say Stan Ternent Je t’adore

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Shankly Paisley Fagan Kenny
Pele Muller Bobby Moore
Football heroes love them dearly
But oh Stan Ternent Je t’adore

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Brad Pitt Tom Cruise George Clooney lacking
In the bin beside Jude Law
Each of ’em I’d just send packing
Because Stan Ternent Je t’adore

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Those Turf Moor tyrants Burnley Clarets
Depressed with losing showed Stan the door
They may well sing “Come on Burnley ”
Yet Stan Ternent Je t’adore

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 So there you have it I should know better
Yes it’s girlie I’m lost for sure
But those big brown eyes have won me over
Oh Stan Ternent, Je t’adore.

Notes

Stan Ternent, manager of Gillingham Fc, and gorgeous beyond all reason.

I know I know……women and football……but …….when you’re smitten you’re smitten!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/stan-ternent-je-tadore/?shared=email&msg=fail