Stand By Your Man!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Cheryl pet, at least reconsider
About giving our Ashley the boot
I know birthday suit snaps of yer man in the media
Ain’t exactly what a loving husband should do?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 He’s laid up in dock and we miss him
His left peg is what we need now
Can’t you just take him back till the end of the season?
And give a boost to teams fading morale.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Vanessa cherie. Can’t Bridgey and you square it up?
And try and get back together again
It’s clear a natural southpaw going to the World Cup
Adds a whole new dimension to our game.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Try and make him be best mates with Terry again
At least then they’ll both play for the same team
His alternative is a boring month spent out in Spain
Whilst England go chasing the ultimate dream?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Toni babe, grab hold of that man of yours
Get his nut sorted out and be quick
Make sure after training he’s back home indoors
Then on the school run collecting the kids.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 His minds in a quandary, his focus is shot
We’re leaking goals each time we play
He used to be so positive, it’s clear now he’s not
After spending too much time playing away?

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 My patience with footballers is waning
I’m not bothered they’re rich and so thick
What concerns me with the events of lately?
Is all the grey matter’s down in their feet!



Girls. Do me a favour, please try and stand by then sort out yer men, Chelsea’s season is in danger of serious collapse, due to our off the field activity and indiscretions.

What’s going to happen to Ingerland in The World Cup if the camp are divided by affairs of l’amour and the heart instead of focusing on the next game?

At the moment we need a left-back desparately and both are having serious trouble with her indoors, which, let’s be straight, is hardly the perfect preparation prior to jetting of to South Africa is it?

Don’t forget girls behind every great man, there’s a wonderful woman pulling his strings and showing him how to work the remote for the telly!



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/stand-by-your-man/