I’m down here on me knees
Begging Steve the Bruce please
If this once he’ll just answer me bidding
Whats it yer want
A jaunt to the pier or sea front
Nah none of that. Just for Man Yoo to get beaten at Wigan.
A draw would suffice
A home win would be nice
It would help put the cat ‘mongst’ the pigeons.
Avram Grant might well smile
He ain’t done that for a while
If Man Yoo get beaten at Wigan.
It’s common knowledge we ain’t playing pretty
That we’ve been riding our luck for some time
But should United get beaten at Wigan
We might just pip them, at the finishing line.
Oh Mario Melchiot, former idol be-dreadlocked
A great hero of the blues now at Wigan
You could go down in history like Zola and Vialli
If you subject Man USA, to a terrible beating!
Prior to me poem closing
It might well be worth noting
That all the above, is pie in the sky stuff
If we don’t do the business v Bolton!