Steve Mate….We Need A Favour!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I’m down here on me knees
Begging Steve the Bruce please
If this once he’ll just answer me bidding

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Whats it yer want
A jaunt to the pier or sea front
Nah none of that. Just for Man Yoo to get beaten at Wigan.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 A draw would suffice
A home win would be nice
It would help put the cat ‘mongst’ the pigeons.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Avram Grant might well smile
He ain’t done that for a while
If Man Yoo get beaten at Wigan.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 It’s common knowledge we ain’t playing pretty
That we’ve been riding our luck for some time
But should United get beaten at Wigan
We might just pip them, at the finishing line.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Oh Mario Melchiot, former idol be-dreadlocked
A great hero of the blues now at Wigan
You could go down in history like Zola and Vialli
If you subject Man USA, to a terrible beating!

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Prior to me poem closing
It might well be worth noting
That all the above, is pie in the sky stuff
If we don’t do the business v Bolton!



Things are getting really desparate!

So Steve mate, if you’re reading this. I hope that you get your team into Europe next year! With that terrific pitch and that wonderful playing surface you have every chance!



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/steve-mate-we-need-a-favour/