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Stupidity (World Cup Version)

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Hey! (Hey!)
Everybody! (Everybody!)
All around the world
Every boy and girl
Taking lessons from me
See the Stupidity

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Suarez biting Chiellini
His teeth break the offside rule
But he don’t mind the criticism, baby
Barcelona pays more than the Pool

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 So come along with me
And watch it on TV
Who’d be a referee?
Ah, the Stupidity

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 And Blatter’s getting awful fatter
Platini don’t know what to do
After Russia will it still be Qatar?
Let’s tune in to the Cameroons

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 So come on along and jive
To Robben’s Batman dive
Cheating’s well and alive
And it’s all Stupidity

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Notes

Based on Solomon Burke’s great soul rocker, Stupidity, also performed by Kingsize Taylor, The Undertakers, Dr Feelgood and others. Some of us will be old enough to remember it. If not, it’s worth checking it out on YouTube

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/stupidity-world-cup-version/