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Suarez Must Shoulder the Blame-haiku

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 He’s done it again
Suarez bites on a shoulder
bit between his teeth.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Fangs for that Luis
but three bites means you are gone
Suarez bites the dust.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Others drink water
but you have to feast on flesh
fancied Italian.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Need to be muzzled
footballs Hannibal Lector
Silence of the Kop.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 So goodbye Suarez
a career in films awaits
your’e Count Dracula !

Notes

Can’t believe he’s at it again so my last poem titled Suarez-The ugly side of the World Cup wasn’t far wrong was it ?
Like I say he’s a great player but there’s something not right in his head.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/suarez-must-shoulder-the-blame-haiku/?shared=email&msg=fail