Suarez is a great player
one of the best around,
he scores goals with his head
and bangs them in off the ground.
But he’s got a nasty streak
and comes across really sly,
he moans about the English press
which makes him angry and cry.
He says they’re on his case
and even Hodgson wound him up,
so he was glad he scored a double
to put England out of the World Cup.
But this shows he’s just ungrateful
as he’s been forgiven time after time,
so he must think that biting and diving
aren’t even a football crime ?
So if he dislikes playing here
and he thinks he’s been treated so unfair,
methinks it’s because he’s after a move
so just go then and be a brat elsewhere !