Sunday football

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Phoenix Park, a dreary Sunday morning,
Waiting for the ref to amble over,
The outside left collapses without warning,
Hungover very badly in the clover.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Sunday morning football in Raheny,
Goalie stubs his fag out on his boot.
It could be something dreamt up by Fellini,
Coach’s wife is idly slicing fruit.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Out in Malahide, the bells are chiming,
Summoning the faithful into Mass.
The centre half displays a lack of timing,
Fails to intercept a misplaced pass.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Sunday, bloody Sunday up in Finglas,
Altercation in the home-team area.
Substitute refuses to play ring-less,
Ref just shrugs – they say he’s from Bulgaria.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Manager’s embroiled in a row,
Curses at the ref and linesman freely.
This is where we might be playing now
If it hadn’t been for Dermot Keely.



Shels manager Dermot Keely, the man who saved the club from extinction in 2006, has resigned following a poor string of results

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/sunday-football/?shared=email&msg=fail