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Sunday Parking Arrangements

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 at last some space available
for parking at Old Trafford
you’ll be in pleasant company
a few bays from the “gaffer”

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 you may be dwarfed by Bentleys
and other common cars
but you’ll feel quite solubrious
among United’s stars

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 insurance is a costly game
at Chelsea or at Leicester
now poor Ronaldo may be forced
to drive in a Fiesta.

It might be a case of “taxi for Mr Ronaldo” for the big clash on Sunday Man U v Chelsea. This after the sad post-crash’ news of insurance costs causing multi-talented young Portuguese “self-proclaimed-slave” to re-consider car arrangements.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/sunday-parking-arrangements/