Suppose I shouldn’t really comment
Cos I didn’t catch the whole of the game
As all hope got dashed in Moscow
And our chance went down in flames
Only thing I had to tell me how
We got beat on plastic sod
Was a bloke who’s really lost the plot
As he blubbered:”We wuz robbed”.
Sitting on on a one nil lead
With a goalie who’s a vampire*
Is a dicey game to play against a team
With Gus Hiddinck as the gaffer.
As I listened to Steve’s whining
Whilst watching match of the day
I could hear the fans demanding on the wireless
He must go now, and do so right away.
The two Al’s were praising Joey Cole’s
Performance as a full back??
Sorry boys when you need at least two goals
Joey Cole should be out on the wing
Supplying your attack!
Still the dreaded vote of confidence
Has been anounced today
What price that barren McClaren’s gone
By the time, the mighty Croatia come to play?