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The football plans have all taken a turn for the worse
Some England fans have a negative air
You don’t see Colleen being downcast
With that room full of frocks she won’t wear
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It’s been said at the match in her skirt with the slash
Colleen looks at her man a trifle uncertain
Do you think that he needed to bodyswerve
From getting his suits made at Burtons?
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When yer man’s career has had a slight setback
Think how he hurts – make him smile
Then go out on a blitz with yer credit cards
There’s therapy in them there clothes aisles
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So Colleen and Wayne is it sad like the pain
Just like when young love comes a calling
And all the time spent looking for frocks you won’t wear?
That must be thoroughly galling!