Now ‘Arry’s quite a bloke I know
John Lennon was the same
They both sang out with Mind Games
Ev’ry now and then
He reckons Sandra (‘Arry’s wife)*
Could score the ones ‘they’ miss
Can you just see the passion
That touchline vibe and kiss?
So pity poor old ITV
Who forked out out for Man U
Only to hear that Spurs Reserves
Will now be there for you
Of all the cup-ties we’d have chose
Like Fulham up at Kettering
It’s always Man United on the box
when others would be better-ing (ouch!)
And all those Spurs fan traipsing up
A hundred quid a piece
To watch some B team do their stuff
When will this madness cease?
And meanwhile Fergie’s talking up
Whenever cup-ties loom
The usual mounting injuries
The same old doom and gloom
They talk about Respect The Ref
But what about The Fans?
And as for ‘same old’ ITV..
Please revise your plans!